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starcrossed_sky

The Edited crack machine.

Edited a bit for BBS and to remove some of the junk.


Kingdom Hearts: Crack Pairing Table!

How to use this table: Roll the first time to see which lists you're picking from (at least twice, but as many times as you want, really), then roll on the assigned table to pick characters. Then, write something! (Or draw something, cosplay, make and AMV... etc.) All tables require a d12 (die with 12 sides) unless otherwise noted.

Main table

Note: If you want a table more heavy on KH canons, eliminate the roll again three times option, and the roll a d12 instead of a d10, using 10-12 as a repeat of 1-3.

1. Nobodies
2. Kingdom Hearts Table I
3. Kingdom Hearts Table II
4. Final Fantasy Table I
5. Final Fantasy Table II
6. Disney I
7. Disney II
8. Modifications (roll on this table and then roll again)
9. Roll Again twice.
10. Roll again three times.

Table 1 (Nobodies)

1. Xemnas
2. Xigbar
3. Xaldin
4. Vexen
5. Lexaeus
6. Zexion
7. Saix
8. Axel
9. Demyx
10. Luxord
11. Marluxia
12. Larxene

Table 2 (Kingdom Hearts Character Part I)

1. Roll again twice
2. Sora
3. Roxas
4. Xion
5. Kairi
6. Namine
7. Riku
8. The Riku Replica
9. Ansem (Xehanort's Heartless)
10. Hayner
11. Pence
12. Olette

Table 3 (Kingdom Hearts Characters Part II)

WARNING BBS SPOILERS IN THIS TABLE.

1. Terra as Lingering Sentiment
2. Terra
3. Ven
4. Aqua
5. Master Xehanort
6. Vanitas
7. Master Eraqus
8. Xehanort (Ansem Apprentice)
9. Xion as Sora
10. Possessed Riku/ Riku as Ansem (flip coin)
11. Sora - Alternate Form (roll on table 3a)
12. BBS SPOILER - Terranort - END BBS SPOILER

Table 3a: Sora (1d6)

1. Valor Form
2. Wisdom Form
3. Master Form
4. Final Form
5. Limit Form
6. Halloween Town

Table 4: Final Fantasy I

1. Cloud
2. Squall/Leon
3. Aerith
4. Yuffie
5. Sephiroth
6. Zack
7. Auron
8. Cid (FF7)
9. Moogle (s)
10. Setzer
11. Vivi
12. Seifer

Table 5: Final Fantasy II

1. Wakka
2. Tidus
3. Selphie
4. Fuu
5. Rai
6 Gullwings (any/all)
7. Any character from FF I-II
8. Any Character from FF III-IV
9. Any character from FF V-VI
10. Any character from FF VII or VIII
11. Any character from FF IX or X/X-2
12 Any Character from FF XII +



Table 6: Disney I

1. Mickey
2. Minnie
3. Chip and/or Dale
4. Donald
5. Goofy
6. Pete
7. Maleficent
8. Merlin
9. Alice, Belle, or Jasmine
10. Cinderella, Snow White, or Aurora
11. Stitch or Tinkerbell (Flip coin)
12. Yed Sid

Table 7: Disney II (1d20)

Special: Roll to select world, then pick a Disney Character from that world.

1. Disney Castle
2. Timeless River
3. Wonderland
4. Olympus Coliseum
5. Deep Jungle
6. Agrabah
7. Monstro
8. Atlantica
9. Halloween Town (Including Christmas Town)
10. Neverland
11. 100 Acre Wood
12. Beast's Castle
13. Land of Dragons
14. Port Royal
15. Pride Lands
16. Dwarf Woodland
17. Castle of Dreams
18.  Space Paranoids
19. Deep Space
20. Enchanted Dominion


Table 8: Modifcations

Only apply to the character (s) you get on reroll.

1. Roll again and switch gender
2. Heartless of character from Table 1 (If you get Xemnas for this/the below, roll again)
3. Somebody of character from table 1
4. Anti-self (such as Sora's Antiform) roll again
5. Atlantica form (roll again from main table)
6. Change age and roll again
7. Switch bodies of two character (roll again twice)
8. Character in something they wouldn't normally wear (IE a  dress)
9. Furry/Pride Lands (roll again)
10. Put on a different world and roll again

Here's the dice roller.

My personal gem from this table is Anti!Aqua/Maleficent.
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